Part 1 of Essay
Welcome to the strange and scary forest of the future! I am your tour guide, Uncle Sam, and this is my buddy GOP. Yes, I do realize that he is an elephant! Now, for all of those of you who don’t know his name, spelled G-O-P, stands for “Grand Ol’ Party!” He is here to assist me today in taking you on the tour of the Dy ....

Part 2 of Essay
.... are, in recent times, plaguing the nation. First thing that you’ll notice is a large growth of unnecessary government spending. According to the U.S. Census Bureau, our national debt has now reached over $5.5 trillion, is increasing at a rate of nearly a billion dollars a day, and has gone up over 1.5 trillion just since Clinton took office. This works out to each citizen owing nearly $25,000 a piece! Where is all of this money going to? Well, that’s the next attraction on our trip… Welcome to the deep and ....