Part 1 of Essay
It all started at a brand new shiny 7-11 where Ghandi was stealing slurpies. Then Joey Buttofuoco walked in and said "Hey! Joey Buttofuoco over here!" He then walked down the aisle looking for condoms as he was planning a romantic evening alone. Kramer then slid in looking for Cuban cigars and Pillsbury Doughboy biscuit ....

Part 2 of Essay
.... took Kramer's beer and poured it over Kramer's head messing up his trademark hair. Kramer then took his beer nuts and threw them at Cliff. He ducked and they hit Norm. Edith, who was an ex-lunch aid at Saddle Brook High School, could not stand a mess and called her lunch aid friends to contain the matter. Meanwhile, Cliff took his mailbag and smacked Kramer with it. All of the sudden Superfly Jimmy Snucka entered the bar. Superfly, who was a wrestler, couldn't resist a fight so he joined in. He climbed on ....